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Thank you Sunil Bhatt!

Maaf kiya
Jo taan kay seena chaltay thay, aur thok kay seena kehtay thay, ja humnay tumko maaf kiya,
Jo naak ko uncha rakhtay thay, aur ghuma fira Kay kehtay thay, dekh tujhko humnay maaf kiya,
Wo jab darpan ko chehra dikhatay thay, toh darpan aankh chura kay kehta tha, too koun hai, kisko toonay maaf kiya,
Ek din too moti bann kay gir jaayega, raaho may saj jayega, fir tujhko na koi sunn payega..
Goonjegi tabb bhi yahi hawa, ghoom ghoom kahegi yahi sada, haan.. jaa humnay tujhko maaf kiya..
Jo maaf kiya kartay hai, woh nahi jatatay ehsaano ko..
jo ehsaan jatatey feertay hai, nazrandaz karo unn insaano ko..
Sansar ka ye he neeyam hai, ek din sab mit jata hai, har koi seekh kay jata hai..

जो तान के सीना चलते थे, और ठोक के सीना कहते थे, जा हमने तुमको माफ़ किया....
जो नाक को ऊूँचा रखते थे, और घुमा फिरा के कहते थे, देख हमने तुमको माफ़ किया....
वो जब दर्पन को चेहरा दिखाते थे, तो दर्पन आँख चुरा के कहता था, तू कौन है, किसको तूने माफ़ किया....
एक दिन तू मोती बन के गिर जायेगा, राहों में सज जायेगा, फिर तुझको न कोई सुन पाएगा...
गूँजेगी तब भी यही हवा, घूम घूम कहेगी यही सदा, हाँ... जा हमने तुमको माफ़ किया....
जो माफ़ किया करते है, वो नहीं जताते एहसानो को...
जो एहसान जताते फिरते है, नज़रअंदाज़ करो उन इंसानो को...
संसार का ये ही नियम है, एक दिन सब मिट जाता है, हर कोई सीख के जाता है...

From Rukhsana Swaleh

Rishtey aur mausam dono aik jasay hotay hain.

kabhi hadh se zyada acche aur kabhi bardash se bahar.

Farq  sirf itna hai ke mausam jism ko takleef deyte hai

aur rishtey rooh ko !



A joke by Varsha Pendyala

A cow was running away from the jungle..

An elephant stopped the cow and asked him the reason

Cow said: "Government has ordered to catch all the buffaloes in the jungle"

Elephant said: But you are a cow, why are you running?

Cow said: I know I am cow, but if they catch me, then it will take 20yrs to prove

that I am a cow and not a buffalo!

After hearing this Elephant also started running away with the cow..



A joke by Monika Varma

Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love.

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband: Yes.

Wife : Turn on the mixer.

Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

 

Another day......

Suspicious Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?

Husband : Yes.

Wife: Turn on the mixer.

Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

 

The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"

 

Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer...

 


A joke by Mohammed Saleem

Help desk guy speaking to a lady user

 

Help desk: Double click on 'my computer '

 

Lady: I can't see your computer

 

Help desk : click on 'my computer' on your computer

 

Lady: how the hell I can click on your computer from my computer? ??

 

Help desk: there is an icon labeled 'my computer ' on your computer, double click on it

 

Lady: what the hell your computer is doing on my computer? ??!!!..

 


A few words from Zohra Nevin


 


Hans Ki Chaal by Sunil Bhatt

Ek Hans chala Hans ki chal, saath hai uskay pankh aur kuch Yaad kuch khayal

Thaka kabhi toh hua kabhi behal, par Hans ko toh chalna hai humesha he Hans ki chal?

Toh Ruka, piya kuch pani aur Socha Araam karengay kal

Kuch Miley usay sarahnay walay toh kuch  thay bass nochnay walay baal 

Baal, Baal ki khaal 

Karkay sabko kinaray wo khush he raha har haal

Kabhi mila toh kha Liya, nahi toh soya kiya wo kisi bhi daal

Kuch chaha toh kisi ka sath, milay koi Jo usko day taal say taal

Ek din mili usay ek hansini, Jo mila rahi thi uski chaal say chaal

Pass gaya, ummeed bhari kuch ankho may, Sharm say tha kuch kuch behaal 

Hansini nay diya usko apna haath, boli chalo pyaar bhara hoga har saal

Tabhi waha say gujray kuch insaan, Kuch dhoond rahay thay jisko wo lay paal 

Pakda dono ko, alag alag pinjro may unko diya daal

Akelapan fer aaya, par abb aur bhi chubhta, karta tha behaal

Hans Hansini keh rahay aaj bhi har jan say karkay pukar 

Krupa Karo aur Chalnay do naa ek baar fer Hans ko Hans ki chaal